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Poop Recipe: Paleo Witch Poop Nuggets

October 17, 2014 By Sylvie 11 Comments

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Halloween is pretty awesome. I mean, costumes, wigs, creepy decorations, severed fingers and fake blood. Oh, and the treats! It’s also the one time where people are encouraged to be as creative and often as gross as possible. So in the spirit of Halloween and all the weird stuff that comes with it, I have a very special poop recipe to share with you today – my Paleo Witch Poop Nugget Recipe.

Paleo Witch Poop Nuggets - super silly, healthy and tasty Halloween recipe!

For starters, it’s not real poop.  Sorry, I know I’ve done a few poop recipes before (like this one and this one, and if you’re still hanging around after those it is waaaaay too late to start turning up your nose now!) but I feel like I need to issue this disclaimer every time.  So, no real poop.  Just stuff that looks like poop. Well, witch poop anyway. And yes, they are Paleo, which makes them gluten/grain/dairy free – likely one of the few recipes you’ll see making that claim this time of year.

The craziest thing about this poop recipe? It’s yummy. I know, your mouth is just watering right now.  So let’s get to it!

Ingredients

  • 2 eggs
  • ¼ cup honey
  • 1 banana
  • 3 Tablespoon frozen spinach, thawed
  • 3 Tablespoon coconut milk
  • ½ teaspoon vanilla
  • 1/3 cup coconut flour
  • 1 cup shredded unsweetened coconut
  • ¼ cup raw pumpkin seeds (optional)
  • ¼ cup pistachios (optional)

Paleo Witch Poop Nuggets - super silly, healthy and tasty Halloween recipe!

1. Preheat your oven to 350 and line a large cookie sheet with parchment paper.

2. Crack your eggs into a medium sized bowland give them a quick swirl with a fork. Peel your banana (frozen bananas are great for this), mash it up on a plate and add it to the bowl. Measure and add your honey and vanilla.

3. In a blender (my Magic Bullet was perfect for this), puree your spinach and coconut milk together. Can you guess what this is? It’s our food coloring! Oh yeah – spinach baby! And I promise it won’t taste like a salad.Paleo Witch Poop Nuggets - super silly, healthy and tasty Halloween recipe!

4. Now add the lovely green mixture to the bowl with the other ingredients. Add your coconut and coconut flour and mix it all up. Sure, you can pretend it’s a big cauldron bubbling over with a magic potion, I won’t tell anyone.

5. If you choose to use the pumpkin seeds and pistachios, fold them into the mixture. Now is the time to call someone into the kitchen to have them guess what you’re making! Don’t skip this step – it’s the best part!

Paleo Witch Poop Nuggets - super silly, healthy and tasty Halloween recipe!

6. This step is fun too! Especially since you have a helper now that you’ve invited someone for your guessing game. How was that by the way? Were they close? Ok, back to the task at hand: shaping the poop. Now I don’t know if it’s just me, but I just intuitively shaped my witch poop into little nuggets.  There is something about witches that just screams constipation to me, but if you feel differently, please don’t let me keep you from exploring different types of poop. Be creative. Let the spirit of Halloween inspire you!

7. Now pop the witch poop into your pre-heated oven and set your timer for 12-15 minutes, depending on your oven’s temperament.

8. Check on your poop – poke one with a fork and flip it over. Is it firm? Stop giggling – it’s a serious question! If it is and it’s starting to turn golden brown on the underside, your witch poop my friend, is READY!  If you don’t see these signs of doneness, your poop could use a few more minutes in the oven.

9. Once the witch poop has cooled sufficiently, taste one! No really, eat one – they’re good! And see, you can’t taste the spinach, can you?

I really hope that you have as much fun baking these as I did! I don’t know if these have magical powers, but they managed to disappear pretty quickly at my house – don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Sylvie is a Dieppe, NB Canada based blogger who writes about her offbeat life with her musician husband, two marvelous daughters and shares her thoughts on living on the fence between reality and whimsy.
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Comments

  1. Krissy Allori {self proclaimed foodie} says

    October 17, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    Oh my! Dare I say these “poops” look mighty tasty! Only at Halloween, right? :)
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    • Sylvie says

      October 18, 2014 at 2:36 pm

      Bahaha! They are pretty good if I do say so myself! I might rebrand them as spinach-coco-bites for the rest of the year. :-)

      Reply
  2. Mackenzie says

    October 17, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    Looks gross but I bed it tastes great! I’ll try with my kiddos!

    Reply
    • Sylvie says

      October 18, 2014 at 2:35 pm

      If your kids like coconut, they’ll probably like these! But you can pretend it’s poop for a while just to freak them out. Otherwise, where’s the fun?

      Reply
  3. LaVoice says

    October 24, 2014 at 7:07 pm

    Never been a “poop” eater, but this certainly looks good. Great post.
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    • Sylvie says

      October 26, 2014 at 12:43 pm

      I’m hoping this is the only kind of “poop” my kids eat as well! Thanks so much for stopping by!

      Reply
  4. Lou Lou Girls says

    October 27, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    Kids would love these! Pinned. Lou Lou Girls
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  5. Ashley says

    October 29, 2014 at 10:15 am

    Not sure I could eat something with poop in the title, but I bet they are good! Featured you on Mom’s Library this week!

    Reply
    • Sylvie says

      October 29, 2014 at 3:41 pm

      Bahaha! I can call them Coconut Pistachio Bites just for you! Thanks so much for featuring me – that’s awesome!

      Reply
  6. Jo says

    December 14, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    think I will use this recipe to make xmas trees ….

    Reply
    • Sylvie says

      December 14, 2015 at 7:36 pm

      That would totally work! Let me know how they turn out!

      Reply

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