It’s almost Halloween, and I know what you’re thinking: “Sylvie, you’ve only posted two Halloween poop recipes. Is that really all you’ve got? This holiday still has SO much unexplored potential!”. And I’m here to tell you – I know. I know. But I’ve been busy. I’ve got other things to do than post a poop recipe every day. Busy doing what you’re wondering? Busy bakin’ some Paleo Bat Poop, that’s what! Bazinga! (OMG I have been wanting to use that word for SO LONG!) Of COURSE I have another Halloween poop recipe for you. Really, you think I’d let y’all down like that? (On a side note, I’ve also been busy ushering in a movement of Canadians saying “y’all”. […]
Poop Recipe: Paleo Witch Poop Nuggets
Halloween is pretty awesome. I mean, costumes, wigs, creepy decorations, severed fingers and fake blood. Oh, and the treats! It’s also the one time where people are encouraged to be as creative and often as gross as possible. So in the spirit of Halloween and all the weird stuff that comes with it, I have a very special poop recipe to share with you today – my Paleo Witch Poop Nugget Recipe. For starters, it’s not real poop. Sorry, I know I’ve done a few poop recipes before (like this one and this one, and if you’re still hanging around after those it is waaaaay too late to start turning up your nose now!) but I feel like I need […]
Paleo Pumpkin Poop Recipe
Now I know that when I shared my Unicorn Poop Recipe with you and told you it was super tasty, you probably didn’t believe me. But for reals, we gobbled them up so fast, the family was craving more in no time flat, so I had to get to work creating another poop recipe. Since it’s October, that means two things: there are lots of pumpkins all over the place, and Halloween is in everyone’s face. So why fight it – it’s the prime season for making Paleo Pumpkin Poop! The creation of another poop recipe So yes, while everyone out there was busy trying to create pumpkin spice heaven, I was busy in my kitchen, trying to picture a […]
Have I Got a Poop Recipe For You: Paleo Unicorn Poop Chews
Nope, my blog didn’t get hacked. I really do have a Paleo Unicorn Poop Recipe here for you today. Before you either a) click away or b) have me locked up, I need to tell you that these are chewy little treats and not real unicorn turds. Sorry, but if I came across some of those, I’d be heading for the Smithsonian, not the keyboard. What’s more, they are gluten free, grain free, dairy free, paleo goodies. Why? Because that’s how I roll. Well today anyway. So let me back up a little, because I’m sure a lot of you are wondering why on earth I’m writing about this. Ok, I’m sure no one is terribly surprised, but it’s kind […]